Friday, November 17, 2006

Jerry does it again

One of the best pieces by Jerry Seinfeld. Awesome-o !!

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little.. everything they do is subtle.. men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far.. The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. This man is out of ideas. The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we. Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Where ever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, OK, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: "Where to meet men?". We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.


12 Comments:

Anonymous Panth said...

honk away buddy...honk away :)

17/11/06 5:41 PM  
Blogger Ms. V said...

Hahahaha! I so needed to read that!

18/11/06 3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So u want a woman? or women?

20/11/06 12:23 PM  
Blogger Saip said...

@ panth: lemme buy a car maga.. :)

@ Vids: as Jerry says, we are here to serve you better. glad that you enjoyed it!

@ anon: would appreciate it if you leave your name. Thanks.

20/11/06 1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

depends on ur status dear

20/11/06 2:55 PM  
Blogger Saip said...

@ anon: I heard one is quite a handful.

20/11/06 4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard? what u feel? u commited rite?

23/11/06 5:29 PM  
Blogger Saip said...

@ anon: hahaha..I thought I was the one who cracks jokes on this blog!!

23/11/06 5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@saip... ahah.... i too joke ....

24/11/06 8:37 AM  
Blogger Saip said...

well..more the merrier! though the "ahah" sounded more like pain than laughter :)
now that you have had your share of fun, will you tell me who you are?
Dying to know, you see :)

24/11/06 12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the more the merrier rite? so isnt it merrier not knowing ;) ...

27/11/06 9:09 AM  
Blogger Saip said...

@ anon: whatever makes you happy da..
But i do not like this information assymetry.

28/11/06 3:01 PM  

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