The week that was...

Bloody Hell.

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer

Wow!

The iPhone manages to impress the hell out of you. And that's an understatement. Check the video below. Watch out when the guy zooms into a pic. Phenomenal!! I think I will start hoarding some cash and pick up this baby when it hits the Indian market. So thrilled that my plans of buying a new phone never worked out. Yaapple, here I come. Or rather, I shall wait for you!

Just what the Doc ordered!

Sacha Baron Cohen won the award for Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical for Borat. Here is his hilarious speech:

“I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press. And I just want to say that this movie was a life-changing experience. I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America. But I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America. A side of America that rarely sees the light of day.

I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian.

Ken, when I was in that scene and I stared down and saw your two wrinkled golden globes on my chin, I thought to myself, ‘I better win a bloody award for this.’

And then when my 300-pound co-star decided to sit on my face and squeeze the oxygen from my lungs, I was faced with a choice: Death or to breathe in the air that had been trapped in a small pocket between his buttocks for 30 years.

Kenneth, if it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here today.

Thank you to Larry Charles, thank you to Jay Roach, thank you to Isla Fisher, my fiancee. Thank you to Peter Baynham, Anthony Hines and Dan Mazer; thank you to Ari Emanuel; Matt Labov; Erran Baron Cohen, my brother who did the music; and to Jason Alper. And thank you to every American who has not sued me so far. Thank you.”