I was at Totos last night and I was asked to stay back to escort a lady home. She stays close to where I live.
She says,"Are we ready to leave?"
I respond in the affirmative and flag down an auto. I tell her that we will take the auto to Kurla station and then catch a train.
She looks at me in a benign way with a sad smile and says," Why dont we take a taxi all the way home?"

Oooops!

I guess I would have been mightily embarassed, if only I wasn't that drunk!